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Saturday, September 23, 2017
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:00 AM
    A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible that he had been wanting all his life.
    He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
  • Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00 AM
    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
  • Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:00 AM
    A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all of whom were very successful, agreed to come to a Sunday dinner in their honor. And so they did and all of them, parents and children, were seated at the table when son number one spoke up.
  • Tuesday, March 9, 2010 3:00 AM
    Whoever put this together has too much time on their hands and, maybe, is a whiz at Scrabble.
  • Tuesday, March 2, 2010 3:00 AM
    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
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