|Pregnancy advice for the mother - and for the dad|
|Q: Should I have a baby after 35?|
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
|Read these bits of wisdom and suddenly become wise|
| Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.|
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
|Ode to the golf ball, and another Carlin moment|
|In my hand I hold a ball; white and dimpled, rather small.|
Oh, how bland it does appear, this harmless looking little sphere.
By its size I could not guess, the awesome strength it does possess.
But since I fell beneath its spell, I've wandered through the fires of hell.
My life has not been quite the same, since I chose to play this stupid game.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009