|Here are some questions you might be able to answer|
|1. How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unable to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper?|
2. How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
|A few rapid responses that are worth repeating|
|It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter.|
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
|These are the last blonde jokes I'll ever tell ... maybe|
|SHE WAS SO BLONDE ...|
... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she thought General Motors was in the army.
... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
|If we'd only do those little things we've left undone|
|Here's what a wise woman and friend of many years wrote to me not long ago:|
I'm reading more and dusting less. I'm sitting in the yard and admiring the view without fussing about the weeds in the garden. I'm spending more time with my family and friends and less time working. Whenever possible, life should be a pattern of experiences to savor, not to endure. I'm trying to recognize these moments now and cherish them.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010