|Sometimes a state trooper can be surprised|
|A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible that he had been wanting all his life.|
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
|Speaking of grandparents, mothers and fathers ...|
|1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.|
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
|Some busy children come home for parents' anniversary|
|A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all of whom were very successful, agreed to come to a Sunday dinner in their honor. And so they did and all of them, parents and children, were seated at the table when son number one spoke up.|
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
|Scrabble players should pay attention to this|
|Whoever put this together has too much time on their hands and, maybe, is a whiz at Scrabble.|
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
|It's surprising how quickly a fight can start|
|After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. |
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010