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home : joke of the day : joke of the day May 29, 2016

1/18/2014 8:00:00 AM
Deceptive Quiz

Q: Do they have a fourth of July in England?

A: Yes, between July 3rd and July 5th.

Q: How many birthdays does the average person have?

A: One a year.

Q: Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

A: All of them.

Q: Why can't a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?

A: Because he's living.

Q: Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of

games. There are no ties. Explain this.

A: They're not playing each other.

Q: Divide 30 by one-half and add 10. What is the answer?

A: 70 (to divide by one-half, multiply by 2)

Q: A man builds a house which is square in shape. All four sides have a

southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?

A: White. The house was built on the North Pole.

Q: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you

have?

A: Two. I just told you that you took two of them!





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