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home : joke of the day : joke of the day July 22, 2014

2/16/2013 8:00:00 AM
Dancing duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.

After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later, the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"





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