|5/20/2013 8:00:00 AM|
Sam was excited about his promotion to Vice President at the company where he worked and kept bragging about it, for weeks on end, to his wife.
Finally, she couldn't take it any longer and told him, "Listen, it means nothing! They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said. Then, playing along with his wife, Sam called the grocery store.
A clerk answered and Sam said, "Can I please speak with the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
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