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Wednesday, August 22, 2018
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, April 29, 2008 10:44 AM
    There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
  • Tuesday, April 22, 2008 10:25 AM
    A doctor, a civil engineer and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked, "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery, so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."
  • Tuesday, April 8, 2008 10:20 AM
    While taxiing at London's Gatwick airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:
  • Friday, April 4, 2008 8:09 AM
    This has been called a woman's perfect breakfast:

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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