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Saturday, September 21, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, April 28, 2009 4:00 AM
    I fell in love with her forever the first time I saw her. She was dancing with my fraternity brother at the chapter's big fall dance at Indiana University. Afterward, I asked him for her name and if he was interested in dating her. He was not, for kissing her good night, he said, was like kissing his sister; she obviously was not interested in him. (With me, her kissing was absolutely phenomenal.)
  • Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:00 AM
    • The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down. 

    • When they broke open molecules, they found that they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosives. 

    • When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. 

    • Rainbows are just to look at, not really to understand.
  • Tuesday, April 14, 2009 4:00 AM
    A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists. The professor offered the following logic:

    "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

    "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.

    "Has anyone in this class seen God?"

    When nobody spoke for the third time, the professor simply stated, "Then there is no God."
  • Tuesday, April 7, 2009 4:00 AM
    Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
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