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Wednesday, November 20, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Situation: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack of his truck.

    1958 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show to Jack.

    2008 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
  • Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
  • AS YET ANOTHER Christmas approaches, good memories of past holiday seasons tumble over themselves within me. This is a time for introspection, a time when my mind's ever-ticking clock slows so that I can examine that which is most personal to me.
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