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Thursday, September 19, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, February 24, 2009 3:00 AM
    Here are some familiar business terms brought up-to-date: 

    CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.
  • Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:00 AM
    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

    "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

    A student asked, "What gender is 'computer?'"
  • Tuesday, February 3, 2009 3:00 AM
    A couple of weeks ago, I promised to bring you more reports by police, and others, of the acts of stupid criminals, and others. Here they are:

    Newark, N. J.: A woman reported her car stolen and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.
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