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Thursday, September 19, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, July 31, 2007 11:39 AM
    An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with a big old horse named Benny.

    The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.

    Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move.
  • • The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

    • When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
  • Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:03 AM
    Words aren't always what they seem to be. For example, somebody has created these unusual, and quite apt, meanings for specific words.
  • Tuesday, July 3, 2007 9:47 AM
    Walter Keim's life of 70 years was not without its distinctions.

    He sired three lovely daughters upon whom he doted; he originated Rochester's Culligan soft water service in 1948 and operated it for 11 years; he was a founder and first president of the Rochester Rotary Club, and he served nearly two years of World War II in the U.S. Navy during which his most significant achievement occurred:
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