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Saturday, September 21, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, June 30, 2009 4:00 AM
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
  • Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:00 AM
    A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor said to the couple, "I have a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
  • Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4:00 AM
    Merv was in a terrible accident at work that ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a large sum of money and decided to invest his money in a small telecom business. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright but then realized that he knew nothing about running such a business. He quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.
  • Tuesday, June 9, 2009 4:00 AM
    Some of these play with words might make you cringe, but you have to give some credit to those who wrote them:

    • Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
  • Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:00 AM
    The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is:

    - Trying to impress the woman: unlocks and opens the door, waits for her to get inside, closes her door behind her.

    - Dating: the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in.
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