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Saturday, September 21, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:00 AM
    So, you say you're tired.

    Well, you ought to be. For a couple years you've been blaming it on lack of iron, poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.

    But it ain't that. You're tired because of overwork.

    The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
  • Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:00 AM
    Johnny, a very bright 5-year-old, told his daddy he'd like to have a baby brother and, along with his request, offered to do whatever he could to help. His dad, a very bright 35-year-old, paused for a moment and then replied, "I'll tell you what, Johnny, if you pray every day for two months for a baby brother, I guarantee that God will give you one!"
  • Tuesday, March 17, 2009 4:00 AM
    In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

    And the Devil said, "It doesn't get any better than this."

    And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

    And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.
  • Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:00 AM
    A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a rolled-up newspaper.
  • Tuesday, March 3, 2009 3:00 AM
    A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

    "I'm not getting out of bed at this hour," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
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