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Thursday, September 19, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, November 27, 2007 9:13 AM
    Airplane: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets.

    Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
  • Tuesday, November 20, 2007 9:07 AM
    The young son of some atheists went to his parents one day, and said, "Do you think God knows we don't believe in Him?"

    Atheists are really often put on the spot; they have to sing, "Hummmmmm bless America."

    Did you hear about the atheist who was complaining about dial-a-prayer. He finally got the telephone company to give him equal time. Now they've got dial-a-prayer for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.

    "Definition of an atheist: One who denies the existence of God and has a concrete mind: permanently set and all mixed up."

    Athiests have their own holiday: April 1st.
  • Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:03 AM
    • Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries - Douglas Casey, classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
  • Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:01 AM
    A blond was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
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