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Thursday, September 19, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, November 25, 2008 3:00 AM
    • I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut. When I explained that the inn was fictional, the customer became very irate and insisted, "I know it is real, I see people check in every week!" Also, I really did have someone ask for an aisle seat on an airplane so their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
  • Tuesday, November 18, 2008 3:00 AM
    A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" 

    She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

    "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"  
  • Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:00 AM
    Messages seen on the shirts of some women with obvious attitudes:

    So many men, so few who can afford me.

    God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

    If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

    At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all - I just can't remember it all.
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