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Thursday, September 19, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, October 30, 2007 10:39 AM
    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise?"

    "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
  • Tuesday, October 23, 2007 11:14 AM
    Somewhere, it is written that marriage is conducted by a set of rules, which are:

    1. The Female always makes the rules.

    2. The rules are subject to change without notice.

    3. No Male can possible know all the rules.

    4. If the Female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules.
  • Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:14 AM
    A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, "You've got nice hair." The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from.
  • Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:26 AM
    After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

    Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men. He found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out, both quickly. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women. She loved to browse.
  • Tuesday, October 2, 2007 10:02 AM
    An insurance firm put a sign in the window saying "Help Wanted. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

    A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the air.
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