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Saturday, September 21, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:00 AM
    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
  • Tuesday, October 20, 2009 4:00 AM
    • Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.

    • How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
  • Tuesday, October 6, 2009 4:00 AM
    In my hand I hold a ball; white and dimpled, rather small.

    Oh, how bland it does appear, this harmless looking little sphere.

    By its size I could not guess, the awesome strength it does possess.

    But since I fell beneath its spell, I've wandered through the fires of hell.

    My life has not been quite the same, since I chose to play this stupid game.
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