Alabama - Of Course, We Have Electricity

Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona - Sure, But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everythang

California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller

Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills

Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist

Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the 'S'

Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free

Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajuns, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt

Michigan - First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians

Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi - Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies and Honest Elections

Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada - Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey ---You Want A ##$! Motto? I Got Yer ##$! Motto Right Here

New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney And No Right To Self Defense

North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States

Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon - Spotted Owl Is What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal

Rhode Island - We're Not Really An Island

South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

Texas - Se Hable Ingles

Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont - Too Liberal For The Kennedys

Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix

Washington - Our Governor Can Out-Fraud Your Governor

West Virginia - Really One Big Happy Family

Wisconsin - Cut Out the Cheese

Wyoming - Where Men Are Men, Sheep Are Scared And Home Of Brokeback Mountain

The District of Columbia - The Work-Free Drug Place