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Monday, July 22, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Thursday, July 18, 2019 12:00 AM

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

  • Wednesday, July 17, 2019 12:00 AM

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

     
  • Tuesday, July 16, 2019 12:00 AM

    Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5 lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

  • Monday, July 15, 2019 12:00 AM
    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
  • Friday, July 12, 2019 12:00 AM

    A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

  • Thursday, July 11, 2019 12:00 AM

    A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

  • Wednesday, July 10, 2019 12:00 AM

    There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget.

  • Tuesday, July 9, 2019 12:00 AM

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

  • Monday, July 8, 2019 12:00 AM
    Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? 
  • Friday, July 5, 2019 12:00 AM

    Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

  • Wednesday, July 3, 2019 12:00 AM

    Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away.

  • Tuesday, July 2, 2019 12:00 AM

    A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!"

    The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain.

  • Monday, July 1, 2019 12:00 AM

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

    So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

  • Thursday, June 27, 2019 12:00 AM

    A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey to the zoo."

  • Monday, June 24, 2019 12:00 AM

    Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands on, even from the church.

    One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, "Where is God?"

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