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Thursday, September 19, 2019
The Rochester Sentinel
  • Monday, September 16, 2019 12:00 AM
    - Hello! Gordon's pizza?
    - No sir it's Google's pizza.
  • Thursday, September 12, 2019 12:00 AM
  • Tuesday, September 10, 2019 12:00 AM
    A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
  • Monday, September 9, 2019 12:00 AM
    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
  • Friday, September 6, 2019 12:00 AM
    A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
  • Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:00 AM
    Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits. Suddenly things started to happen and they caught their limit inside of twenty minutes.
  • Wednesday, September 4, 2019 12:00 AM
  • Friday, August 30, 2019 12:00 AM
  • Thursday, August 29, 2019 12:00 AM
    One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter brought out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
  • Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:00 AM
    "Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.
  • Tuesday, August 27, 2019 12:00 AM

    During a recent password audit, our I.T. discovered a blonde was using the following password:

    MikeMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyRome

    When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

  • Monday, August 26, 2019 12:00 AM
    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.
  • Friday, August 23, 2019 12:00 AM
  • Wednesday, August 21, 2019 12:00 AM
  • Pet

    Tuesday, August 20, 2019 12:00 AM
    A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet.

    So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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